To whom it may concern.
Take on the Obliterator!













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"I'm not taking shit from anyone anymore!" you yell and chase after them. The Obliterator and his gang are walking down an alley. You grab a rock and throw it at The Obliterator. It hits him right in the back of the head and for that moment you are happy. You stop being happy when he chases you and starts to beat you up. Suddenly a voice yells "Let that kid go you freak!" You look over and it appears to be a homeless man and he is pointing a gun at the Obliterators head.

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The Obliterator lets you go and he and his gang start running away. "Thanks," you say "my name is Jacob, what's yours?" He replies, "My name is William, but my friends call me Boxcar Willy." You get up from the ground and dust yourself off. "Well I better be going. I am heading to the airport to check out the dumpsters. Want to come?" asked Willy. It sounds like it might be fun, but you glance across the street and see kids running into an arcade. Hmm, where should you go?

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Go to the airport

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Go to the arcade