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I just think this shit is funny.
Jesus sport action figures. Hilarious man, hilarious. These are for sale at : http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/sports.html That is if you want to blow twenty dollars. The website explains "Jesus is
with us in everything we do, watching over us & involved in all of our acts & activities." ..........so be afraid
and don't feel awkward when defecating.
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| Jesus will take yo ass to H - E - double hockey sticks. |
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| Jesus is thinking: Why do I always have to wear these god damn hippie sandals? |
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| Jesus says: "Ha ha ha, you can't reach the ball you little fuckers!" |
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| Jesus asks: When the end comes, will you be on the winning end or the losing end? |
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| Hey Jesus get away from that little girl. Eight year olds, dude. |
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| How come Jesus only plays sports with the white kids? |
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| Jesus says: "That's right kids, it's time to kick some heathen ass!" |
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| Hey ladies, did you know I'm in that band Creed? Can I get your digits? |
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