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Chris is nice guy.....sometimes. I think we would all like to remember the nice things Chris Robertson does, but we have to face reality. Chris has a problem.....He has mood swings. The incident with the two little girls is the best one I can think of. I was hanging out with Chris on a breezy Saturday afternoon. Chris saw two little girls who were picking flowers. Chris got up and gave them a flower. "Ah, Chris is a nice guy" I thought to myself. Suddenly his left eye started twitching. Out of nowhere he pulled out a ninja sword and decapitated one of the little girls(Picture below).

Death by ninja sword!