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"Sorry Willy, but I want to check out that arcade over there," you say. Willy wishes you the best of luck and you split paths. You walk across the street and nearly get hit by a passing car. "Whew, that was close," you say to yourself.
 
You enter the arcade and there is so much laughing and yelling that you get excited to play. You have no money though so you do what you always do when you're at arcades. Scavange the ground. You look everywhere for tokens. Little by little, hour after hour, you find you have a good amount of tokens. Time to play Double Dragon.

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You play this game for about 2 hours or so then you run out of tokens. "Damn, guess I'll look around for more," you say. You look around, but this time there aren't as many. You get desperate and start looking behind the video game machines. Behind this one machine in the corner you strike a gold mine. There are about 20 tokens laying behind this dusty machine. You reach....almost there. You keep reaching, pressing your body next to the machine. The machine doesn't feel very sturdy and is wobbling a lot. You keep reaching, but it's too late. The machine falls and crushes you to death.

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