May

Interview with a drunken pot-smoking womanizer.

DestroyU: So, Adam, explain an ordinary average day for you.

Adam: Well, I'm a strong believer in the three "W"s of life.

DestroyU: The three "W"s?

Adam: Yeah dude! Weed, Women, and beer.

DestroyU: ......

Adam: Well let me explain this shit for you. I wake up and take a hit(bursts into uncontrollable laughter). YEAH! and then I get me some women! I made up a song:

Women and weed
that's all I need!
Plant the seed!
Free the weed!

DestroyU: That's....

Adam: ....off the hook yo!

DestroyU: ...yeah. So I have a picture(see below) of you at a keg pouring some beer. There is a girl in the backround and she looks mad. What's wrong with her?

Adam: Women are like play toys for me. I get bored with them then I throw them away. She couldn't understand that she was just a one time deal! HAHAHAHA! I kept saying to her that night "I wouldn't stick around another night, I have an appointment with another lady if you know what I mean!". It's just like I have so many women I can't keep track of them. I used to make marks on my bed-post for every girl, but I had to buy a new one because I ran out of space.

DestroyU: Any closing statments?

Adam: CALL ME LADIES, I'LL LET YOU PLAY WITH MY MULLET! MANOWAR! FUCK YEAH! GET HIGH!

END OF INTERVIEW