Head toward the city

Your stomach is grumbling so you decided to take your dad's advice and buy a hamburger. You enter the store with five dollars in your hand. Before you could reach the counter a guy comes up with funny colored hair and says "Hey thanks for the money." You are confused because you didn't give him any money. Suddenly he takes the money out of your hands and heads out the door. He friends say to him in unison "Good job Obliterator. Such actions are why we choose to follow you. We are nothing, you are god," then leave the restaurant. You are pissed, but those guys were pretty scary. Do you choose to go after them, or do you spange for change on the corner?


				*To whom it may concern.* *Head toward the city*



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		You head out of the zoo and make your way to the city. Luckily you have your backpack with your Gameboy, toys, and "Mad" magazines. You thought it was odd when your parents asked "Jacob, could you pack a bag with all your favorite things just in case we abandon you at the zoo", but now it all made sense.



		Your stomach is grumbling so you decided to take your dad's advice and buy a hamburger. You enter the store with five dollars in your hand. Before you could reach the counter a guy comes up with funny colored hair and says "Hey thanks for the money." You are confused because you didn't give him any money. Suddenly he takes the money out of your hands and heads out the door. He friends say to him in unison "Good job Obliterator. Such actions are why we choose to follow you. We are nothing, you are god," then leave the restaurant. You are pissed, but those guys were pretty scary. Do you choose to go after them, or do you spange for change on the corner? Take on the Obliterator! Spange for change