To whom it may concern.
Spange for change













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"Those guys would probably have killed me," you think to yourself. You can still get a hamburger, you just have to work for it. You go inside the resaurant to get a cup so people can put their change in it. You stand on the corner and start asking people that are walking by. It's working great! They must have pity for you because you are little. Suddenly you feel a tap on your shoulder. "So you need money huh, kid? I can get you money, lots of money, and quick," says this man who is dressed really funny. He continues on "Yeah, all you have to do is stand on this corner and sell, baby." He pauses to await your answer. "What do I sell?" you ask. "Your body." You know what he is talking about so you start to walk away very quickly. "You'll be back," the man says and laughs.

"You'll be back"
















It is starting to get dark and you have no idea what to do. You continue down the street and see an odd situation. There is a man laying on the ground who appears to be unconscious, next to him is his car which appears to have the keys in the ignition. Do you help the man or steal the car?

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Help the man!

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Steal the car!