To whom it may concern.
Stay by the plane













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"Fuck it, who needs them anyway?" you think to yourself. You start to get up when you hear a loud voice. "You are unauthorized to be near that plane. Please stand up and put your hands above your head!" says a police officer. You stand up and put your hands above your head. "Oh shit, my gun is hanging out of my pocket!" you think and reach for it so you can throw it on the ground. They get the wrong idea and shoot you on the spot. You live for 5 more seconds then die.

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