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You bolt into the plane as fast as possible. No one sees you enter. You hide behind luggage and wait for them to finish loading. After a while the door to the storage shuts. You look in people's luggage and take the things that are appealing to you. You find this one weird thing in a bag and you have no idea what it is. It's long and bumpy. You keep it and hold it. It must be a good luck charm.

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You sit and wait holding your good luck charm. Step two of the plan is to wait until someone opens the door and run out. Basically, you are just trying to make a break for it. After about 30 minutes two guys open the door to the compartment. You rush out and keep running. The two men just stand there confused. "Who was that kid and why was he holding a dildo?" one man asks the other.
 
You run and run until you are in front of the airport. Suddenly, you see your parents get into a taxi. You get into one as well and tell the driver to follow that cab. He replies, "No problem sir," in a french accent and speeds away.
 
Finally your parent's cab comes to a stop. You get out and yell "Hey Mom and Dad!" They turn around and say "Oh, great it's you." They try to keep walking away. "I just wanted to give you one thing" you say. They turn around. You take out the gun Willy gave you and shoot them both.
 
You get arrested, but your attorney is great and the punishment is like a slap on the wrist. Good thing you sold your life story to Paramount or else you wouldn't have an attorney. You are rich now and you live a happy life.

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***THE END!***