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"I think I'll go check out the Giraffes first!" you say to
yourself. You start running. You have a big smile on your face despite the recent events. You run and see a baby on the ground,
but you don,t see it quick enough to stop and you accidentally step on it. "WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" it cries and you
try to comfort it. "Hey, did you just step on my fuckin' baby?" says some guy who is approaching you. He is all
muscle and could kill you easily. "It was an accident," you say. "Maybe you shouldn't make stupid mistakes then," the guy
says and then punches you in the face. You black out. When you finally regain consciousness, you find that you are blood soaked.
Yep, your nose is broken all right and you must have swallowed your tooth because you can't find it on the ground anywhere.
"To the giraffes," you say in a defeated voice. You start
walking. You see one more sign that says the giraffes are coming up, but this time it says that the alligators are coming
up soon as well. "Oooo, scary!" you think to yourself, "I'm going to avoid that area." Unfortunately, what you don't realize
is that the bridge that crosses over to the giraffes is right above the alligator pit. You are half way across the bridge
when you find out it's over the alligator's pit and you immediately pee your pants.
The bridge is fashioned out of wood and does not look very
sturdy. Blood from your wounds are dripping into the alligator pit making them hungrier for you. You are almost to the other
side when the bridge collapses. You are hanging on to the bridge thinking, "If Indiana Jones can do it, so can I!" No such
luck, you lose your grasp and the alligators tear you apart.
TRY AGAIN?
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