About me


				*To whom it may concern.* *About me*



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		About Me



		Since I am now your king you will want to know about me. First, I am very sexy. Second, I have a very large I.Q. Also, I have written many Broadway plays that have been very famous, such as "Mr. Llama and The Sushi Paperweight".



		Below is my picture.