That's right you ugly bastards, I rule you all. Why do I hate you? You smell. You eat your young.
And lastly you are always doing stupid things. Such as killing llamas or leaving babies in trash cans
(That is, when you're not eating them). So I have volunteered to be your king, and soon I will execute you all. Until then you filthy swine can look at this page and realize how dumb you are.